2010 MV Agusta F4, the crime caper
The scene: a darkened mansion. Crickets are chirping. A hot blonde in a skull cap enters carrying a phallic flashlight. It looks like she’s there to rob the place. The bombshell burglar strikes again. But what’s that? A painting of the old F4? No, wait, it’s the 2010 MV Agusta F4, you can kinda tell because the headlight’s a little different. Slowly, the blonde lifts the painting off the wall like it’s a priceless old master, suddenly it animates into life, revealing a cliched on-track action clip with a thrash metal soundtrack. >
Probably overthinking this, but is she handing the keys back to the owner because she doesn’t want to have an MV Augusta until someone buys them from Harley?
One more comment: I really like leather pants.
I thought that she was delivering it to someone who paid her to steal it, but who knows.
Not digging the square pipes as much as the old organ pipes. Other than that, digging the new bike exactly as much as I dug the old bike :)
Blah.. The Dashboard splash screen really says “Motorcycle Art”?? As in Don’t-expect-it-to-be-functional?
They’r from Minneapolis.
She’s the girlfriend
(someofthemride and dresslikethat in spring)
He’s on a business trip (chopper)
Bringing the bike up for the weekend!!!!
As my 4 year old neice would say, “Dumb.”
I sincerely hope they didn’t pay more than $500 and food expenses for that. At least they didn’t get Dave from the spares department, slap him on the bike with his XXXXXL jacket like Triumph do.
I’ve seen better Colgate toothbrush ads.
Beautiful bike, even if the video is stoopid. Watching it on a video is, however, probably the closest I’ll ever get to one.
Ummm, was I supposed to watch that whole video? I just couldn’t. It was so bad and completely the same as anything done in 1999.
At 0:58: What’s that sound? SWEET CAN O’CORN DID SOMEBODY USE THE REAR BRAKE?!? :)
I knew it wasn’t a lie! Not like that cake.
I think you should probably abstain form categorising music if you think that is thrash metal.
Imbecile.
Damn, my I’m-not-a-teenage-goth-from-kansas is showing.
idiot.
Thrash is what metallica started out as.
It’s got nothing to do with your whole wearing your mum’s makeup and stockings escapades.
First time I heard Megadeth or Metallica was in the back of my not-yet-brother-in-law’s beat up Laguna when he’d give me rides to elementary school in the morning. Then it got totaled and he got a new Trans-Am, where I first heard G-N-R.
And no, Wes knows nothing about music, nothing new there, carry on.
For a moment there you can hear the engine over the music…. and then the rear tire squeal!!!! from a down shift?!?!
The action shots were taken by one of those Tour de France camera guys standing backwards on the passenger pegs of a BMW GS.
Phallic flashlight? I’ll never, um, handle my Maglite the same! Oh yeah, nice bike too, though when was the last time MV Augusta did anything besides make a rich playboy look like a squid?
What’s with the cheesy music in bike ads lately? The only decent one was the A.F.I. intro in the streetfighter promo.
Looks like they’ve skimped on the production budget and hired a porno company to make this! All bad and what percentage of their clientbase are into thrash metal?!
looks like a rocco sinfredi porn,where the hot blonde gets caught by the rich man who has his way with her.i like it from the front..i just don’t like the rear exhaust..the lines on the front nose are beautiful..studio shots are crap..i saw some pics on the eicma and from an angle it looks spectacular..oh and the all black(shiny/matte pearl finish)is spectacular.. the headlight looks like a jewel
Bad video,nice blonde. What make of bike was that? I think I have to go to the bathroom.
european. in every way, in all ways, european. this is just how ads look on the continent.
in fact, there were probably paintings of cadburry chocolate, seimen telephones, and a peugeot 307 in that mansion they shot identical commercials for.
Say what you want. It’s pretty darn classy compared to American ads. I don’t even watch TV anymore, except PBS and Euro broadcasts.
Poppawheelie