2010 MV Agusta F4, the crime caper

The scene: a darkened mansion. Crickets are chirping.  A hot blonde in a skull cap enters carrying a phallic flashlight. It looks like she’s there to rob the place. The bombshell burglar strikes again. But what’s that? A painting of the old F4? No, wait, it’s the 2010 MV Agusta F4, you can kinda tell because the headlight’s a little different. Slowly, the blonde lifts the painting off the wall like it’s a priceless old master, suddenly it  animates into life, revealing a cliched on-track action clip with a thrash metal soundtrack.  >

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