Harley Iron 883 creates logical paradox

If something is matte black, then it is cool. If something is made by Harley, then it is lame. The Iron 883 is both matte black and a Harley, therefore it is both cool and lame. Assuming that “cool” and “lame” are irreconcilable opposites, the Iron 883 is a logical paradox; it’s something that should, by all rights, not exist.
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